Friday, November 30, 2012

Something New for the "Crypt"....

From now on we will give you good folks a special treat.... instead of randomly posting a horror movie....
      We will on Friday or Saturday Night ....We will be posting "Dr' Theda's Shock Theater"...
                                Here we wil post a movie every week of a Horror Film.....
                       Tonight's feature presentation... the early 80's movie ..."the Keep".....
this film of my youth.... ( based on a book that I read almost a quarter century past... I read it in the lower catacombs of an ancient Monastery......the Maximum security Federal prison in Lewisburg Penn.....
Good Evening Kiddies.... Tonights first "Shock Theater" presentation is a film from the early 80,s.... (based off of the F Paul Wilson novel of the same name)
                                                           We give you "The Keep"
                                                       Rasalom was an unusual "Vampire"........
                                                                  Our Feature Presentation.....
                             watch it or "Rasalom ("Molasar")  may come calling on You...
                                                       We hope you enjoy tonight offering....
                                                                  Later Kiddies....

How About a Song...???

                               I have no idea who did this wonderful piece of artwork
                                                             a good "philosophy"
                                                             Just ask Mr. Death.....

Mr. Death has a Bad Day...

                                 How about a bit of fun with Yakko, Wacko, and Dot....??
                                                     See ...Things could always be worse...

We have Managed to Somewhat Pull Ourself Back Together... For Now

                  On the advice of Dr. Theda ....We have Somewhat regained our "composure"
       He reminded me of our short stay at the "Looney Bin" last year when we "lost it" last time....
                            We do Not intend to spend this Holiday season there this year.....

How about a "Smile....

                                 Thanks for this "Smile" from ... "Twisted Toons".....
                                              Porridge is rather "bland"....lol
                    Remember no matter how bad things are ...always just remember to "Smile"....

Only 25 More Days Until Christmas.....

                                              Santa with the "perfect Present".....
                                       Just what I always wanted...a Zuni hunting fetish doll......
                         Just remember to Never remove the gold chain around his waist.....
                                                           Just ask Karen Black....

Thursday, November 29, 2012

Dr. Terror's House of Horrors....

                                            One of my favorite films of my childhood......
                                      The Story about the Plant was always my favorite ....
         One of my favorite Horror Anthology films of all time... originally released back in 1965...
                We hope that you good folk enjoy this British film with Peter Cushing as "Dr. Terror....
                     also starring Christopher Lee ...( Another film by Milton Subotsky).

Something a Bit More Upbeat...

                                                 only 26 more days till Christmas....

I believe that we will "hold it together" for some time yet...

Stacey is highly intelligent ( With lapses in "good judgement ).... and Dr. Theda does have final say in the decisions reached by the "voices"....
                         We tend to agree with the opinion of this well respected Doctor...
We are cold and even though we would like to just "give up"... we will continue to just "ride things out" ...if for no other reason than out of Pure  Spite....
                     There are often simple solutions to even the most difficult of problems....

Another Thursday....

                         Normally I would be attending "group therapy" at this time ....
I will , after almost 7 years.... No longer be attending... (Due to a rude woman at the reception window...A New employee with No "social Skills") ..... Me and "the Voices" will have our own "group Therapy" from now on... if not for Dr. Day... "Stacey" would have been dead some years past...
  Whatever happens should be rather "interesting".... oh well, this means others will be made to suffer as well... after all, ... their treatment of Stacey over the many years have gone a long way towards making us just Who we are today.... And maybe we should "repay" them for their treatment of Stacey....
                        But then that is up to what the other "voices" have to say on this matter....
This will drastically further reduce our interaction with others.... only occasionally has anyone dropped by to visit in many months... Who needs "people" anyway......
                                     Later Kiddies ....We have some "thinking" to do.....

The Blood on Satan's Claw....

This is a film that I first saw as a small child on a late night horror show .... been a while since I last saw it as well... creepy "Atmospheric horror film from the UK...

We hope that you will enjoy this some-what "twisted" movie...
                      I have always enjoyed the attention to details of these British horror films...

It has Been a Long November...

This month has seemed much longer than it normally would have been... so much occurring in a short period
                                                               How about a song...???
The doctor told me to start eating more and try to get more "bed-rest"...
So,.... Later Kiddies....


Wednesday, November 28, 2012

Beware of Doors....

                                              We had a couple of accidents this morning......
First the front screen door got me ...the "latch" (which had caught me by my jacket on Monday ) caught in the much smaller (then) hole that it had made with Monday's accident (it only slammed me up-side of the house)... This time it caught me and snatched me back up against the door facing .... in the process the screen door was pushed shut by my having been forceably snatched back .... it grabbed ( pinched together) a bit of the back of my jacket , thus wedging it "shut tight".... so there I am at a bit after 5:00am  with my shoulders pinned to the side of the house it took about a minute of haplessly flailing against the door front  to free myself... (This also had slammed the back of my head against the door frame)
 Then a couple of hours later when my ride for my doctor appointment showed up .... I stepped out the back door to tell them to wait a moment and then turned to open the door and step back inside ... The Door "stuck" and we slammed our right side of my body into the now "stuck" Door.... ( some swelling of the shoulder and bruising of my hip... and that entire side of my body is now sore...)  in the process my actions ripped off a good sized chunk of the door facing on the other side of the door...
 Note, ....the entire door frame has over time been pulled away from the side of the house by having over time repeatedly grabbing my belt loop of my jeans (often slamming me down upon the washing machine on the back porch). So , now the entire door frame has separated from the door facing by 3 or 4 inches... Thus this gap made the door itself catch on its inside door facing...
                                           ... Always remember that "Shit Happens"....
 Still not as bad as that time that a woman in too much of a rush caught my head (by the neck) and one arm in a revolving door and after shoving at the now stuck door ... and her horrified look upon her face when she realized that she was crushing my neck in the door.... ... ( all I had done was turn to look at the news crew filming a segment to my right... as I reached for the door the woman pushed the revolving door , thus, pinning my neck and arm between the door and door frame.... )
                                                       Moral.... Beware of Doors...!!!

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

A Small Tribute to Vincent Price...


                                                        Theater Of Blood...
..

He does such Cool "revenge-motivated" murders.....

as  "Shylock"



as "hairdresser"....

A Fiery finale

And the beautiful Diana Rigg as his Daughter....
We have just finished re-watching Mr. Price's classic portrayal of the Murderous Shakespearean Actor .... "Edward Lionheart"...  in the early 70's movie ,... "Theater of Blood"...

more images Above
                              This was one of his favorite Roles of his long Career....
                                     And a Couple of other of his Many performances....


                                               He did love a bit of "morbid humor".....
                      And was even the Narrator of Tim Burton's animated short ..."Vincent"
                           We hope that his many fans will never forget this Wonderful Actor.....

How About a Song....??

                                 A special song from the "Master of Horror" himself....
                                                 It is almost 6:00am here ... so ...Later Kiddies....

Thought for the Day....

                                             Remember that Madness takes its toll......

                                                  Please have exact change ....Lol
                           And regardless of the miseries of Life.... Always remember to "Smile"....

And Don't Forget "Krampus"....

   Santa's old friend who travels with him on Christmas .... He comes for the "naughty" children.....
                                             One of our favorite Christmas traditions......

         and the "Devil's Workshop" makes the very best mask of this "Holiday character"